Daily Archives: August 18, 2012

Key To Heaven

There was an old nun and a young nun talking in the convent. The old nun said to the young nun, “I must go on a trip. I will be gone for one week. During that time, you will be … Continue reading

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Wise King Solomon

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they … Continue reading

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My Wife is Drowning!!

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw his wife flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning … Continue reading

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Awful Breakfast

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. “Good morning, sir! I’d like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked that it’s runny, and the other so over cooked … Continue reading

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Shoplifter

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and … Continue reading

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Sweatshirt or Windbreaker

A girl says to a salesman, “I’m not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or Among the remedies, Big B-36 capsules and Big B-36 oil are the very effective to fix the issue. go to storefront cheap viagra Apart … Continue reading

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Spelling Information

“Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.” “Would you spell that, please?” The Jets immediately responded with Joe McKnight’s 107-yard kickoff cialis de prescription return to momentarily even the score to seven points apiece. You can … Continue reading

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