Daily Archives: March 24, 2012

Survey

A woman was walking down the street when a man who was carrying out a survey stopped her. “Excuse me, Madam, we’re doing a survey on peoples’ attitudes towards sex.” “Really!” said the woman smiling. Vitamin B 1 One of … Continue reading

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Funeral Arrangements

My wife and I were making our own funeral arrangements, and the director showed us into a room in which containers for ashes were on display. After we looked at the choices, I asked my wife if she had decided. … Continue reading

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Dog Food

After our friend Tom had been a temporary bachelor for several weeks, we stopped by his home to visit him. My wife asked if he was eating properly. “Well, I do eat a lot of dog food,” Tom Told her. … Continue reading

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