Daily Archives: March 3, 2012

True story from the I-don’t-think-you-understand department: An INS officer was passing through an airport security checkpoint. You might not accept your fortunes and might request viagra generico mastercard that very minute. His most widely known work, Gimme Shelter, follows the … Continue reading →

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” “Well, did you get it for Christmas then?” “Nope.” “You … Continue reading →

A flight attendant was on the red-eye to Manila when a water leak developed in the galley, which eventually soaked the carpet throughout the cabin of the 747. A very sleepy passenger who had become aware of the dampness asked … Continue reading →