Daily Archives: June 26, 2011

The Thermos

A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, “What is that?” The store clerk responds, “It’s a thermos.” The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk says, “It keeps hot things hot … Continue reading

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Teddy Bear

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed … Continue reading

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Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very … Continue reading

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