Daily Archives: June 11, 2011

Divorced Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?” he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the … Continue reading

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Divorce Whisperer

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” … Continue reading

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Polly Wants A What?

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. They say, ‘Hi, … Continue reading

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