Category Archives: Humour

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Computers and Women

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Ron

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER.!!! WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do anything right, but you can’t live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly … Continue reading →

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Tired Dog

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Ron

One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog’s collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into … Continue reading →

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School Report

Posted on July 27, 2016 by Ron

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. “Isn’t there a movie about that?” she Yet, there are still anti ED medicines that are able to … Continue reading →

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Signs and Notices

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Ron

On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.’ Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): ‘Caution: … Continue reading →

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Skydiving Blind

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Ron

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. … Continue reading →

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Answering Machine Message 203

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Ron

Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But Thus, if you are in need of digital picture recovery. viagra online Erectile Dysfunction (ED), also known as impotence, is a sexual purchase viagra online condition … Continue reading →

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Trivia (July 13th, 2015)

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Ron

10 interesting lavender facts: 1. Queen Marie Antoinette of France is said to have decorated the royal palaces with lavender for its scent. 2. Lavender has the following properties: antibacterial, antidepressant, analgesic, antiseptic, cicatrizant and expectorant. 3. The lavender bud … Continue reading →

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Definitions from The Broken Dictionary

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Ron

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems … Continue reading →

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Mother Reclassification

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Ron

A woman renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk’s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. Emily had hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is,” explained the recorder, “do you have a … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on January 31, 2015 by Ron

In 1878, Thomas Edison invented the phonograph. In the fairy tale Bluebeard, 6 of his wives failed Bluebeard’s test of obedience and paid with their lives. Justin Timberlake meet his fiance, Britney Spears, on the set of the “New Mickey … Continue reading →

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