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Monthly Archives: December 2014
Court Testimony
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here’s what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Temporomandibular Joint Dysfunction The goal … Continue reading
Brain Transplant
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the architect’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or the politician’s which cost $100,000. “Does that … Continue reading
Facts about Americans
NOTE: We have no idea as to how they collected this data. That would be a great story by itself AND don’t forget that when you are reading this 90% of people say that they sometimes lie. Around The House … Continue reading
New Employee
When a guy’s printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned… Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him … Continue reading
Bright guy…
Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. “Dr. Holmes,” quipped a friend, “I should think you’d feel rather small among us big fellows.” You can go with online service to buy kamagra … Continue reading
Salespeople
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my ass.” Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. … Continue reading
Excuse Me
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror … Continue reading
My Business
A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market, someone bumps into the boy at the wrong … Continue reading
Trivia (December 31st)
For how many nights did the queen of legend, Scheherazade, tell her husband stories? 1001 Phileas Fogg was a fictional character. Who opened the first restaurant? The first restaurant, by that name, was opened in in 1765 by Parisian soup … Continue reading
Today in History (December 31st)
New Year’s Eve 0192: Deaths: Lucius AA Commodus Emperor of Rome (180-192), murdered at 31. 0406: 80,000 Vandals attacked the Rhine at Mainz. Deaths: Godagisel King of the Vandals, died in battle. 0765: Coffin of Ho-tse Shen-hui interred in a … Continue reading
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