What Mom Really Wants

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want…

10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any “floaties” (ie, backwash)

9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that “Why is this person my mother?” way.

8. Five pounds of chocolate that won’t add twenty.

7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a “Hi Ya Mom!” just as I put a razor to my ankle.

6. A full time cleaning person – period!

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4. A grocery store that doesn’t have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.

3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.

2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone moan, “Oh no! Why me…!”

And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want is…

Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison

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