Daily Archives: December 29, 2012

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew … Continue reading →

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The Cat and the Comma

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws Generally, it takes around seven to ten business days for your order to reach you. / Tadacip is indicated for the treatment of erectile dysfunction for … Continue reading →

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How Government Works

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the … Continue reading →

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First Football Game

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. ‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said. You can order … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

Today in History (December 29th): 1170: Deaths: Anglican churchman/politician Thomas Becket was killed at England’s Canterbury Cathedral. 1721: Birthdays: Madame de Pompadour, mistress of French King Louis XV. 1766: Birthdays: Scottish chemist Charles Macintosh, who patented a waterproof fabric. 1800: … Continue reading →

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Classic Shell

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Ron

Ivo Beltchev Classic Shell Version 3.6.5 Open-source Donationware Desktop Utility Installation (W8) Release Date: 2012.12.29 Classic Shell is a collection of features that were available in older versions of Windows but were later removed. It has a customizable Start menu … Continue reading →

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