Daily Archives: July 17, 2011

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.  Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically.  How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with yourself, and do you … Continue reading →

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He hunts the whole morning and couldn’t get a single kill. On the way home he comes up to a farm house and flying over the barnyard is a big … Continue reading →

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating situation. So he … Continue reading →