Monthly Archives: September 2008

Happy Husband

Posted on September 20, 2008 by Ron

I ran into Jim at work yesterday. He had been out for a few days with the flu. I asked him how he was feeling. “I’m better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience.” “Wonderful? How can the flu … Continue reading →

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I’m Cold!

Posted on September 20, 2008 by Ron

A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to pee, so he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls in. … Continue reading →

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Basic Guide For Scientists

Posted on September 13, 2008 by Ron

I. Science Classification 1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s part of Biology. 2. If it stinks, it’s Chemistry. 3. If it doesn’t work, it belongs to Physics. II. Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don’t know what … Continue reading →

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Permission to Marry

Posted on September 13, 2008 by Ron

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. “I want to marry your daughter.” … Continue reading →

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