Monthly Archives: August 2008

Canadian Customer

Aug 30, 2008 at 10:00 PM Canadian Customer A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: Certainly, sir. There are keyboard shortcuts for … Continue reading

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Mouse vs Keyboard

On one call, the caller seemed to be taking an inordinately long time to complete each instruction she was given. Agent: Ma’am, I can’t help noticing that every time I give you an instruction, it takes a really long time … Continue reading

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Doesn’t It Annoy You When

…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? …you buy an answering machine so you won’t miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? … Continue reading

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Stud’s Problems

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. “I’m scared out of my mind,” the stud replied. … Continue reading

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Cameratown

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Encryption Key Management

Allow Authorized People To Access Sensitive Data & Keep Others Out As technology moves forward and the stakes from data losses get higher, the use of cryptography in the enterprise is growing. But as the use of cryptography increases, so … Continue reading

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Trends in Key Management

As the risk of data loss increases, the use of cryptography in the enterprise is on the rise. Effectively managing and protecting the encryption keys becomes very important, as no company wants their keys to fall into the wrong hands. … Continue reading

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Too Dumb For Words

R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked him for a piece of However, it … Continue reading

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The Fishing Trip

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. This goes on for hours. Afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up … Continue reading

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Kidnapped Man Comes Out Guns Blazin’

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. – 21-year-old Carl Lee Reese’s luck went from bad to worse when he carjacked a Lexus belonging to Paul Brite, 53. Brite was confronted by the gunman at a carwash and forced to climb into his own … Continue reading

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