The Minnesota Vikings’ 2001 Schedule And Changes

After losing an important playoff game 41-0 against the New York Giants, the Minnesota Vikings football team is experiencing the following schedule and rule changes, effective immediately:

September 15………….Shiloh Junior High School

September 22………….Cub Scout Troop #101

September 29………….St Paul Blind Academy

October 6…………….Spanish American War Vets

October 20……………Elgin Mental Hospital

October 27……………Girl Scout Troop #353

November 3……………OH Venereal Disease Clinic
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November 10…………..Lakewood Boys Choir

December 9……………Brecksville Girls Club

**Rule Changes**

When playing polio patients, the Vikings must not disconnect knee braces.

When playing the Blind Academy, they must not hide the football under their jerseys.

The Vikings will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

The Vikings will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more.

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