Tag Archives: Road Trips

Airline Safety

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Ron

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, … Continue reading →

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Exhibitionist and the Stewardess

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Ron

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets. When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed … Continue reading →

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I Am Called a Princess

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Ron

The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down … Continue reading →

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Water in the Carburetor

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” A useful and simple way to distinguish between impotence is … Continue reading →

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At The Movies

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the You … Continue reading →

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National Parks

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Ron

The Questions Asked at National Parks Everglades National Park: Are the alligators real? Are the baby alligators for sale? Where are all the rides? What time does the two o’clock bus leave? Mesa Verde National Park: Did people build this, … Continue reading →

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Yes, Officer

Posted on August 6, 2013 by Ron

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her … Continue reading →

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The End is Near

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Ron

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the … Continue reading →

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Hi Jack

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Ron

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said “Hi Jack.” Psychological sense of oppression cipla levitra Dosage and Prices and barriers swept away, not false modesty. The highly appreciated point about the drug patterns can … Continue reading →

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Hotel Unreason

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel Question: “What would you like to have.. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “tea please” Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea … Continue reading →

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