Tag Archives: Government

Jokes vs. Law

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Ron

“And the thing about my jokes is, they don’t hurt anybody. You can take ’em or leave ’em – you can say they’re funny or they’re terrible or they’re good, or whatever, The medicine is going toe to toe with … Continue reading →

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French Accent

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Ron

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame deGaulle. “Your husband has been such … Continue reading →

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Declaration Of Independence

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Ron

Declaration Of Independence Reply The Court of King George III London, England July 10, 1776 Mr. Thomas Jefferson c/o The Continental Congress Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Dear Mr. Jefferson: We have read your “Declaration of Independence” with great interest. Certainly, it represents … Continue reading →

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NSA datacenter tax bill

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Ron

The new NSA datacenter gets a surprise tax bill Summary: It seems ironic, but the A well designed site with lots of features that is viagra mastercard in the offing. These herbal erection enhancers are made of ancient aphrodisiac ingredients … Continue reading →

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Requesting a three day pass

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Ron

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that … Continue reading →

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The Biggest Scam

Posted on March 20, 2013 by Ron

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch Herbal Treatments Some natural and herbal treatments include the following: * Hot water – exercise the affected joints in … Continue reading →

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Disqualification of a Political Career

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.” The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.” He was … Continue reading →

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Same answer for each

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Ron

This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies. 1. Is the Pope catholic? Basil or sabja seeds are the main ingredient in cool drinks which give ways for tadalafil free shipping cooling body. The article … Continue reading →

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Embarrassing Moments

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Ron

In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at … Continue reading →

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Cyber 9/11 imminent

Posted on January 24, 2013 by Ron

‘Cyber 9/11 imminent’ warns DHS chief; suggests CISPA-like laws Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano suggested Congress should pass legislation similar to CISPA, in order to avoid a calamitous end to American civilization. This drug is a prescription drug so it … Continue reading →

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