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Useless Parts

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless “things?” He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an apple… Two calves that will never become cows… A nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhere… A roof of the … Continue reading

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Chemical Analysis of Human Elements

Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. … Continue reading

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If Men Got Pregnant

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. … Continue reading

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The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules can change without notice. 3. Males can’t know the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules. … Continue reading

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The Last Word from Women

Men are like fine wine… They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them There are mainly two types viagra generic canada of ginseng: Asian or Korean ginseng and American ginseng. Thus, according to the … Continue reading

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