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PERSONAL: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability. Number of dependents: 40. Marital Status: Often. Children: Various. QUALIFICATIONS: I … Continue reading →

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At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior- … Continue reading →

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Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. … Continue reading →