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She’s The Best Lay In Town

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best lay in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores … Continue reading

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I’m Cold!

A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to pee, so he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls in. … Continue reading

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Guaranteed Groaner…

So, this guy goes into a bar and orders a beer… Bartender gives him a beer and a bowl of nuts. The guy starts drinking his beer and munches on a few nuts when suddenly he hears a soft voice, … Continue reading

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