Monthly Archives: February 2011

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you … Continue reading →

1. While flipping through channels, catch a glimpse of men’s underwear ad. Feel instant and overwhelming desire for sex. 2. Find partner. Begin undressing self and partner. 3. Wait a minute: What’s going on? Partner is kissing you not on … Continue reading →

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, “Do … Continue reading →

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over … Continue reading →

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.” The student is made proficient in safe driving techniques … Continue reading →

A couple had retired for the night and the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.  He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran … Continue reading →