Monthly Archives: September 2010

Little Benny was looking depressed, so his fourth grade teacher, Miss Feldman, asked, “What’s the problem, Benny? I hope it’s not homework again…” “Well, uh, yes it is, mam” replied Little Benny. “I made my homework paper into a paper … Continue reading →

Little Johnny was talking to his father about Suzy. “She sure is pretty, I wish I knew how to get her to pay attention to me,” he said. “She never says anything to me, I don’t think she knows I’m … Continue reading →

A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. “You just give me a list of your employees … Continue reading →

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I … Continue reading →

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him … Continue reading →

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. “Is that your grandmother?” I asked. “Yes,” Chris said. “She’s come to visit us for Christmas.” Gum … Continue reading →

George said to Mary, “I’ll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me touching you.” “You’re nuts,” she said, “Here is ten dollars that says you can’t do that!” They … Continue reading →

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, … Continue reading →