Punch Lines

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life

A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen… And This Kitchen Is Delirious

Help keep the kitchen clean – Eat OUT

Housework Done Properly Can Kill You

If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast and cheap.

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No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, “Watch it!!! There are plenty more ribs where YOU came from!”

She had a look on her face that was so sweet, you could pour it on a waffle!

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees, then name streets after them.

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